“…I’ve had McDonald’s in there since Friday!”

A few years ago, on one of our annual trips to Rocky Point, Kelly provided us with this little gem.  Thinking about it, this started the chain of events that led to the creation of ShitKellySays.com.  It’s a classic that will never die.

First, you must understand that there is no subject that is off-limits with Kelly.  She’ll talk about anything, openly and freely.  That’s just one of Kelly’s endearing qualities.  It’s also one of the reasons we end up with so many of these great stories.

So, we’ve all been in Rocky Point for a few days and Kelly’s boyfriend, Jeff, had to head back to the States early.  Jeff and Kelly spent Sunday morning getting him ready to go.  Several of us guys were hanging out on the patio enjoying the morning sun and drinking when Kelly came out to join us and have a smoke.  As we began to talk, someone asked Kelly, “…is Jeff all packed up”.  That’s not what Kelly heard, as is obvious from her response. Kelly began to rub her belly and responded with,

“Hell yeah I’m backed up, I’ve had McDonald’s in there since Friday!”

A split second of absolute silence was followed uproarious laughter.  I mean, red-faced, fall on the floor, piss yourself, crying laughter.  I’m laughing now even writing this, it was that funny.  Once we calmed down enough to explain to Kelly what the actual question was, she joined us in laughing at the mistake.  A beautiful, wonderful mistake that has provided us with YEARS of laughter and enjoyment.  So if you ever hear us ask Kelly, “So, is your JEFF all backed up?”….you now know where that came from.  We love you Kelly!